hello dear fellow humans,
let me say that this post contains good and bad news.
the bad news are that this blog ends here. for reasons i will explain below.
the good news are that if you are interested in this and future trips of ours you are herewith invited to come and meet us and we can have coffee and tea and maybe homemade cookies and talk about it. some might call that "chatting".
you can also write to me via email my address is tim(underscore)haus(at)yahoo.de
underscore is this little guy here: _
you can also (and i think this is my favorite option and will certainly be yours even though you might not know about that yet): take a bike, a tent, a sleeping mat and some food and HEAD OUT. LEAVE. RIDE AROUND THE WORLD BY YOURSELF. and maybe we will meet. and we will. there is a tribe out here. a tribe that knows no religious or racial boundaries. a tribe of people that travel and live the slow way. the way that makes no sense to most people. the way that seems exhausting, sweaty, barefoot, waste-of-time, irresponsible, foolish.
but lifestyle-fads listen up: you are right about all this. it is an exhausting, sweaty, barefoot and waste-of-time kind of life. A WONDERFULLY EXHAUSTING, SWEATY, WASTE OF TIME!!!
you might be calling it irresponsible and/or foolish. if so you are not part of the tribe. or maybe (hopefully) just never met the (your?) tribe.
BUT if you have met and recognized the tribe then you can and often will find your tribal people. they roam in many different places. they believe in many different ideas. they do many different things.
things. they DO them. they do not own them. or simply put, they share a belief: "the most important things in life are not things."
they might not understand when you speak of re-financing your house, of twittering, of coupons and the cloud. they don't know about the latest movies, the stock exchange, fashion, the annual geneva car exhibit, all-inclusive-travel offers to costa rica. they might know the weather (not from their app or the weather channel). they might know the phase of the moon. they have smelled the smoke of a campfire lately. they have actually seen a sunset and enjoyed watching it instead of trying to take a million pictures so they can upload them onto facebook. they don't but apples from new zealand when they live in europe and they don't buy apples from america when they live in new zealand.
they think twice before they buy things and twice again before they throw them out. they might drive cars but they are aware of why and when. they save energy not because it saves money. but because it might save us all some day.
note: some say i must think of myself as some kind of know-it-all. they call me arrogant. as if i knew the right answers. this is not the case.
i don't know the answers. and i don't mean to suggest (or fake) that i do.
what i do know is that i DO NOT UNDERSTAND a lot of things. like: why do people spend the majority of their llifetime in a building on wall street? why do people think it is more important to eat a lot of tasty stuff rather than eat something good? why do people think bigger is better? why are diamonds such a cherished commodity? (they are ugly artificial looking rocks for goodness' sake...) why would you enslave or kill for such a thing? what is polysorbate 80 and why do so many people eat it despite the fact that they don't understand what it is? why do people travel to the end of the world on airplanes to see paradise when they should sensibly know that this destroys the paradise? HOW CAN PEOPLE BUY COUNTLESS TOYS FOR THEIR OFFSPRING AND NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS OVERCONSUMPTION DIRECTLY (and in a negative way) IMPACTS ON THE QUALITY OF LIFE OF THOSE SAME CHILDREN OR GRANDCHILDREN?
many questions. i don't know answers. what i do know though is that i can and will live without shops like walmart. i know that my lettuce from the farmers market for $4 is cheaper than the lettuce for $2 at saveway. i know that convenience makes you sick, dumb, fat, complacant, ignorant to the reality of life or possibly all of those things together. i know people want more. and more. and more. until they have more than they can handle. more stuff, more house, more car, more mobility, more friends on facebook. we humans are made that way.
and now tou think: "duh, why is this know-it-all telling me this?"
because i feel like it. because it is something we should think about. because it is something we chose not to think about as soon as we have formed an opinion. because we seem to think that forming an opinion means to keep having that same opinion forever and to have to defend it no matter what. because i think it is good (not ok, but GOOD) to have an opinion. even if it is a wrong opinion it is better than to have no opinion.
before i end this, i would like to recommend a tiny thing to everyone:
one day, walk to work. no matter if it is 1km or 10km or 100km to get there. leave your car and walk.
you will discover nothing less than a universe! things that are and have been there, right next to you, for a long time. things that you passed every day twice but failed to notice because of the speed that you travelled or because you had so devote your attention to other stuff.
you probably will discover more important and meaningful things than on a two week trip to a tropical beach resort.
take your time. if you need to take three days off work to walk to work DO IT! just once. if you have to walk over the big steep hill to get there DO IT! if it will cost you more than you will earn during the entire year DO IT!
waste that time. sweat that sweat. exhaust yourself.
see the sky. the sunrise. the birds. feel the rain. the heat. the cold.
the rest of your life starts today!
leap. and the net will appear.
i will not do this. i have better ways to
waste my time. to stay in touch please write to me: tim(underscore)haus(at)yahoo.de
mails to yahoo.com do not arrive at yahoo.de
you can also meet me and my family in person. and maybe we are friends or become friends.
who knows, we might already be from the same tribe...
5 August 2012
hello dear fellow humans,
11 July 2012
hi all firstly there is never really any time to blog when you ride around the world hauling a baby, secondly blogger changed some setup stuff so embedding pictures suddenly is much harder and thirdly, using an ipod to do this is madness. so please excuse me until i find a real computer. this might take until mexico because here in the civilized world (smirk) there are no internet cafes because everyone is floating somewhere in 4G clouds. and since i rather use the 3 free minutes that i have every week to cut my toe nails it might just be a while. sorry for that. please keep checking in - there will be an update (it is already somewhere saved in the clouds, i just cannot get it into this ... (bleep) blogger thingy to share with y'all. until then we are on lake huron taking a dip in the cold water. the weather is great and the bikes ride well. aziz said his first aentnce yesterday which was: "i throw rock." and he now also nods "yes" when he means it. plus he loves swimming and splashing in any body of water, big or small. we met many wonderful people and life is good. so hope to see you all shortly. for now i am off to cut my toe nails...
23 June 2012
I will have to rewind a bit here... back through the dry and sandy rolling hills of the western Sahara with their windy marbling, through the snow capped Atlas mountains, the lowland olive orchards, along the winding backroads of Morocco across the Strait of Gibraltar to the south of Spain. Zahara. A small town on the south western coastline. Susan and I have set up our tent on a patch of grass right above the beach. I am preparing dinner while Susan disappears somewhere to take a leak. She returns running – grinning- and waves a small white and blue (pee-covered) stripe into my face. Pregnant!!!
Please folks - stop buying tomatoes and cantaloupes in the middle of the winter. Shop local. Shop seasonal. For that matter, plant your own small garden. Your small lot will not feed you for the entire year but it sure gives you some sense of what's going on in the plant world (and what's going wrong in your supermarket).
After Dakhla we continue south with the winds. One evening we arrive at a remote gas station (the only building for many kilometers) and just as we arrive a big commercial truck pulls up and a police officer jumps out. He hurries right towards us and shouts some commands. Turns out he was sent to find us. He urges us to spend the night at the gas station. We are on high thug-alert. Who the … is this clown? When we say we will push on further down the road he makes a hasty phone call and the army commander from the nearby control post races over in a jeep. Ok. We now are impressed! They are either for real or a very sophisticated network of thugs. Army-dude forbids us to keep going further and firmly (but politely) insists that we sleep at the gas station. They have a small prayer room that we can use for that purpose. Susan and I are baffled but we don't seem to have many options. We push the bikes into the prayer room. The Army commander and the police man disappear in their jeep and we sit alone in the prayer room without prayer.
We kind of expect someone to come and mug us later in the night. So I find myself a reasonably big chunk of wood to act as a club and barricade the door shut with my ratchet straps. But the only people who show up are some travelers who would like to use the room for their prayers and then keep driving. Once again, we fall for our western paranoia and mistake well meant advice for mischief. That sure leaves another karmic dent...
The next morning, we depart from the gas station at the first light of day. The distance to the next place with water will be precisely 160 kilometers (100+ miles) and there is not a single dwelling in between. Traffic is limited, too. From where we are now the road leads right through No Man's Land into Mauritania.
Ah, Mauritania. When we inquire about traveling into Mauritania, the German embassy in Rabat (Morocco) is immediately up in arms. If we know that Mauritania is on the United States terrorism list? Have we not heard of the murder? Yes we have heard all that. And then? Do we not go to New York anymore because in 2008 someone was shot in some alley in Manhattan? Do we not visit Berlin anymore because someone snorted some coke in some dance club in 2007? Do we not travel to Washington DC anymore because it's full of thugs and liars and lobbyists? The lady at the embassy then tried it with guilt: if we are kidnapped then the German and American taxpayers have to bear the burden of our rescue. WHAT?! Honestly, who has lost their mind here? That much for seeking advice at the embassy. When we arrived at the Mauritanian embassy there is a long line of travelers from all over the world applying for a visa. We have ours later the same day.
After an epic 100+ mile ride through another wonderful desert landscape we make the last gas station before the Mauritanian border. The place has a feel like the desert city in Star Wars just short of the three-headed clarinettist and the droids and robots. Instead of spaceships there are a bunch of dilapidated trucks full of merchandise headed for the border. The hotel keeper 1s a weirdo but it's the only hotel for 100+ miles in all directions. The rooms are hot and there (obviously) is no air con, not even for a surcharge. In the back of the hotel, two caterpillars are tearing down a building and dig some kind of canalization system. Bagga-bagga-bagga-boom! The noise is mind-boggling and does not stop until 10pm in the night despite the hotel manager's continuous assurances that the noise will stop any minute now.
And then we finally hit No Mans Land. The tarmac ends, some soldier stamps your passport and you are out in the middle of no man's land. The place is plastered with abandoned vehicles. There are people dealing with all kind of stuff, money changers offer their services and countless vehicles try to maneuver over hot-baked sand tracks and rocks from one border to the other. The distance as the crow flies is about 4 kilometers but the tracks wind left and right and vehicles traverse wherever the conditions permit. There is no government here so there is no law. But everything seems to be somewhat guided by invisible rules. Everybody helps everybody out. Live and let live. We heard stories about the night-times, though. But we have chosen to avoid the time from dusk 'till dawn as have probably all those who tell the stories. So what really happens in the dark is speculation, left to our ever-paranoid minds. The fox and the hare might actually be friends... ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?
When we emerge from another sand-hole we see a small van stuck in deep sand, wheels spinning. The van is loaded top to bottom with chicks. The most scurrilous thing. Who expects the desert to go vroom-cheep-cheep-cheep-vroom-cheep-cheep-cheep? We rush over and help pushing the mobile chicken oven. The guys thank us and race off towards the border. We follow in their tracks. At the Mauritanian border someone stamps our passports and we again hit tarmac. The most sleek, perfect, black tarmac! After a kilometer or so the small chick-van catches up with us and the window winds down. The passenger tosses two bananas out the window and shouts “shook-ran!” (meaning “thank you!” in arabic). We both grin and decide that if No Man's Land had a flag it surely would have a chick and a banana on it.
From the border it is only an afternoon's ride to the coastal city of Nouadhibou where we are greeted by hundreds of camel mamas and their offspring. We head straight for the center and find a small hostel. After a shower and a couple hours of sleep we head out for dinner. The most common food here is Cheb – greasy fried rice topped with a chunk of cabbage, pumpkin, carrot, eggplant and king-mackerel. Susan and I love it instantaneously! We stick our hands into the oily rice and eat and eat and eat. Cheb stays the main diet for most of the trip through Mauritania and even today I sometimes dream of a portion of that simple but wonderful stuff. After three days of rest we set out again for the hottest part of the desert. Our water reserves replenished and extended with several plastic bottles – we now carry about 15 liters at all times and drink like cows. Susan, despite being pregnant never feels sick or drowsy. Well, we get lots of exercise and eat and drink like champions. The trip from Nouadhibou to Nouakchott is spectacular and uneventful at the same time. The landscape changes often, we have crazy sandstorms with side winds strong enough to push one off the road. We sleep in a camel herder's house, in another gas station, in a small hostel (the rooms about 4 square meters size (36sqft). Everybody in Mauritania is friendly and welcoming and assures us that we need not be scared of any terrorists, simply because there aren't any. For a short section of the road we receive a temporary police escort who just wants to make sure we are alright.
After another 4 days we arrive in Nouakchott tired and beaten by the sand storms but in good spirits. Nouakchott! What a place! Originally designed for a population of a few thousand it now is home to more than a million! The road conditions are terrible.– sand everywhere. Or maybe it would be better to say that there are hardly and roads at all. The city has a weird layout that is not very intuitive and we have trouble finding the small hostel we selected from the little choice of option. The place is close to the city center and has a cozy courtyard. A big part of it is being remodeled at the time but we don't care much for anything as long as we have the basics: a shower and a bed. Oh, what a blissful feeling to let cool water run over your skin and tuck yourself into washed linens! We bask for three days and eat at the local market (including chocolate, cereal, pizza and ice cream!) and re-supply. We are in the middle of the Sahara desert and Nouakchott becomes our temporary paradise. A stinky, ugly, noisy, sandy gem. But nevertheless – a gem.
After filling our tanks with calories and our muscles with refreshing sleep we hit the road again. Back into the desert - south and always south.
The coming two years we spend in Portland, Oregon. In early December, at home in our new hometown, Susan gives birth to our wonderful son Aziz Elliott who from then on fills our lives with joy, cloth diapers, sleepless nights, books about breastfeeding, coffee and more coffee, walks to the playground, more joy, homemade baby food, more cloth diapers, wonderful new friends that we meet at the playground or library, books about teething, a cargobike with baby seat, OMSI, much more joy, first baby sounds, books about walking, many more sleepless nights, baby sign language, more walks/rides to the playground, much more coffee, first steps, more cloth diapers. wonderful afternoons with our new friends and their babies...